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CoffeeTime: LET ME SAY THIS! !*&^%+%7*&(ijokjr^%rgyj!!

For anyone, reading and understanding the title of this column is pretty impossible. The reason is plain – I just closed my eyes and pressed random keys, so it makes absolutely no sense to anyone. Why? Because I wanted to make a clear illustration of my point: If a person doesn’t use words that are…

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CoffeeTime: “THE WORLD OF FEMALES”

Ducks and people. You begin comparing male and female ducks to us human counterparts, and you will find a drastic difference. And I’m not referring to our non-webbed feet and wings.   One cold morning, we bundled ourselves up in warm jackets and began the one-mile walking trail that encircled a little local lake. Outdoors…

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CoffeeTime: “HERE, HOLD MY ROPE”

Susie and her older sister went for a walk on the country road near her home. As they stepped onto the arched bridge that spanned a rushing creek, Susie stopped midstride. Her sister, not realizing she was now alone on the bridge, just kept walking and talking about the grim problems they each faced in…

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CoffeeTime: “THESE TOUGH MEN ARE RARE”

  Seems my own version of ‘tough men,’ are rarely found anymore, and the modern version of tough men is weak in comparison.   Politically, today the phrase characterizes a person who fights for the causes he believes will benefit his people – or likely himself. Physically, it’s a man who has the capability and…

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CoffeeTime: FORTUNE TELLERS DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME

They seem to be everywhere in any town you drive through. Signs promoting the services of a local ‘TAROT CARD READER,’ ‘FORTUNE TELLER,’ and ‘PALM READER’ seem to be on every block. Look online and there are also the online psychics – the “Call me, and I’ll tell you your future” people. And don’t forget,…

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CoffeeTime: “NOTHING FUN ABOUT IT, USUALLY”

“I am not stupid! Ignorant maybe, but certainly not totally stupid.” The rallying cry of most of us. Everyone feels better when they have at least a little bit of knowledge concerning what they are doing.   That’s why starting a new job can be nerve-wracking. Why attending a new school is so hard on…

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CoffeeTime: “BETTER LEARN TO HOLD YOUR HOLT”

You’ve lived long enough to have heard a bunch of tired cliches and old sayings, I know. One of Andy’s favorites from an old friend is this; “Better hold your holt.”   His meaning? Hold your holt…holding on for dear life to your faith in God. No matter what you are facing. Especially when you’re…

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CoffeeTime: “DON’T LIVE THERE, JUST VISIT ONCE”

Most people have a bad habit.  Nah, I don’t want to hear about your overeating- cigarette smoking- drug taking- lying- stealing- cheating, or tantrum throwing lifestyle. Moronic as those things are, everyone has another even more idiotic talent that we indulge. Yep, most of us do stupid, and unfortunately we do it a lot.  …

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CoffeeTime: How To Start Your Own War

We all have done it. Whether we deliberately intend to speak those words, or they just kind of slide out when our mouth opens. But things that we should’na said are suddenly floating there in the air for someone else to digest. Then we live with the consequences. Usually not a good thing.   There…

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